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Wrote a safety guide for confronting Tornadoes. Rule one : If you spot a tornado, always remember to stay absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement. The book was eventually used as a preface for Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto.

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Runs thorough background checks on all the Pizza Hut employees who deliver pizza to his door.

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Was once on the road to existent orange fumes changes cash flow from lolly pop wheels while turning network executives floundering fertiliser goes into the watermelon...

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To be a soldier, to be a soldier,

To be a soldier for Marlboro and me.

Salvation or danger,

That'll be his destiny.

To be a soldier for Marlboro and me.

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Will tell you he has an itch somewhere on his body. He then pulls a knife and makes you guess where it is.

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Makes the universe crawl on its knees and wretch for hours, merely by uploading an avatar.

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Doesn't have the stones to upload a picture of himself.

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