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Should take heed of the saying "as greedy as a pig"

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Being a filthy capitalist, mistakenly thinks salo comes from greed. No no, salo comes from love.

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Will leave his head for me to take and his corpse will be mixed with shit, urine and sulphur to make black powder.

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Has a supply of shit, urine, and sulfur (all his own) on hand.

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Doesn't realize it's not in his hands but rather in his prison wallet.

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Is in imminent danger due to revealing Nodle's ISIS plot of suicide bombing Diplomuniun HQ. Possibly evading terrorist attacks as we speak.

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Was run out of the Bucharest chapter of the Borovian society after cutting in line for a rice crispy square.

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Was cut in line in a Bucharest chapter of the Borovian society and is still recovering from the hemorrhoids that were the aftermath of the dangerous encounter.

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Once faced a judicial hearing after stumbling into an GRU New Years Eve party and seeing "too much".

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Once tried to film a home made porno starring two ferrets and a frog.

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