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He doesn't realize you're trolling him purposely now I think.

 

Burden what should we (I?) do to alleviate the burden of this conversation from your thread?

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Armenians are hot cause they're basically Turks. Turk chicks are yummy. :) Seeing Mariah got me in the mood for something Indian...seriously she's like that special 1% of ethnic darkies who don't look like broad-nosed heffalumps.

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She's also underage

unless Australia is just like hey 16s ok

 

Actually...yes...

Country Male-Female Sex Male-Male Sex Female-Female Sex

Australia ACT 16 16 16

Australia NSW & Norfolk Is. 16 16 16

Australia NT 16 16 16

Australia Queensland1 16/18 18 16

Australia SA 17 17 17

Australia Tasmania 17 17 17

Australia Victoria 16 16 16

Australia WA 16 16 16

 

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Armenians are hot cause they're basically Turks. Turk chicks are yummy. :)

 

Next time on Bors Offends Everyone, we have a drawing contest! Whoever makes the BEST Prophet Muhammed caricature wins!

 

Stagehand: "I hope he draws him on a skateboard!"

Audience: *Heartwarming laughter!*

 

 

 

 

Telling an Armenian they're basically a turk is an excellent way to die a painful death.

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Who here generally likes Specter as a person? No really, who would find it enjoyable to have him in their presence? Russians don't count.

i find him enjoyable when he isn't trying to fuck up shit

 

He doesn't realize you're trolling him purposely now I think.

 

Burden what should we (I?) do to alleviate the burden of this conversation from your thread?

Delete posts--only have posts that are replied to left in thread

Ask moar questions

 

Burden,

What kind of questions should we ask?

anything and everything, i guess i like easier things, like girl problems.

But hell, ask me if God exists if you want,

i'll do my best to answer ever question the best extent of my belief.

 

Burden, you don't understand. She's ARMENIAN.

i do understand

ARMENIANS CAN BE HOT TOO

Does she have a bar-code on her somewhere, making her purchasable by whoever scans her first?

not whoever scans her first, but whoever bids the highest price

so yes

This girl in my class went to Australia

Her boobs got bigger.

Why did this happen Burden

upside down gravity

started pulling her boobs up rather than down

so they have now been stretched in both directions,

thus the illusion that they are bigger

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Burden

I lost my T-7 pulse watch at a gym and then proceeded to mail 30 thousand people on itslearning asking if they had seen it and now they made a facebook group to bully me

why don't they understand my struggle?

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Burden

I lost my T-7 pulse watch at a gym and then proceeded to mail 30 thousand people on itslearning asking if they had seen it and now they made a facebook group to bully me

why don't they understand my struggle?

 

one of the funniest posts i've read on diplo

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Burden, if you were a prison, you can't escape, and a giant black guy with a 9" penis (bulging veins and all) cornered you in the shower, but gave you a choice, either to suck him off or to get fucked in the ass, which would it be?

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burden

 

 

upside-down gravity, how does it work?

 

imagine

gravity

 

now

imagine gravity

upside down

 

how the fuck should i know you arse?

 

Burden

I lost my T-7 pulse watch at a gym and then proceeded to mail 30 thousand people on itslearning asking if they had seen it and now they made a facebook group to bully me

why don't they understand my struggle?

 

they do understand

but they can't read your language

too ghettofab

 

Burden, if you were a prison, you can't escape, and a giant black guy with a 9" penis (bulging veins and all) cornered you in the shower, but gave you a choice, either to suck him off or to get fucked in the ass, which would it be?

 

i'd probably go with the bj.

i like to shit normally

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It's oral rape I believe, not being gay.

 

Anyways, I have a question for the Burden. You mentioned that girl problems are easy, right? I'll give you an easy one, then.

I've known this girl for a couple years, but only recently became friends with her. We have a lot in common, and the same friends and all, but for some reason she changes her opinion of me constantly. At times she utterly despises me, but at others she's friendly. The hostile bits makes it awkward for everyone, so I'm wondering how to get rid of them. Unfortunately, she isn't too social with me, and is very easily annoyed, making the usual befriending methods impossible.

Any tips, Burden?

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Burden, can I be you?

 

no you filthy woman

 

What's a T-7 pulse watch?

 

Also, does God exist?

 

1: http://tinyurl.com/2f4j5rx

 

2: I don't think so.

 

It's oral rape I believe, not being gay.

 

Anyways, I have a question for the Burden. You mentioned that girl problems are easy, right? I'll give you an easy one, then.

I've known this girl for a couple years, but only recently became friends with her. We have a lot in common, and the same friends and all, but for some reason she changes her opinion of me constantly. At times she utterly despises me, but at others she's friendly. The hostile bits makes it awkward for everyone, so I'm wondering how to get rid of them. Unfortunately, she isn't too social with me, and is very easily annoyed, making the usual befriending methods impossible.

Any tips, Burden?

 

Have you ever just sat down and talked to her about your situation?

even if she isn't too social and gets annoyed, the only way to make her stop being wishy washy is to tell her you're tired of her bullshit and she needs to grow up.

 

In my opinion you should stop associating with the girl what so ever, sounds like a fucking nut case.

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