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So many questions:

 

..Then who was phone?

 

Immovable object vs unstoppable force who wins?

 

Muhammed Ali vs Rocky who wins?

 

Why is super man the cheapest super hero? It's so bullshit.

 

Is a female super hero a Super Heroine? and if so that sounds really dangerous so by default they may be villains is this logical?

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So many questions:

 

..Then who was phone?

 

Immovable object vs unstoppable force who wins?

 

Muhammed Ali vs Rocky who wins?

 

Why is super man the cheapest super hero? It's so bullshit.

 

Is a female super hero a Super Heroine? and if so that sounds really dangerous so by default they may be villains is this logical?

the jonas brothers

 

unstoppable force, ever object is movable

 

ali cause he's real

 

super man is actually an alien, so he's not really a hero

 

super heroine would not be dangerous if used correctly

so it could roll both ways

 

Sexual interaction

 

Burden

Why doesn't my Estonian friend want to meet me? Did I threaten skullfucking too much?

>implying anyone would want to meet you, ever

 

Oh great burden... How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? I'm honestly curious.

takes me like 100

but i prefer to suck mine down rather than lick them

 

QUOTE=VanDenDale;201938]My opinion of Hksaru just went into the fucking stratosphere. <3

 

Burden, what would happen if I use the Large Hadron Collider as a sex toy?

it's a few miles long, so you can't use it.

sorry van it'd be like saying "i'm gonna go fuck the grand canyon!"

sure you can maybe screw a scorpions nest in the grand canyon, but that's not actually using it as a sex toy imo

 

Buradain, what would happen if I attempted to drag Papua New Guinea back into the Commonwealth of Australia? *P.s I've seen it now and its a whole since it was graqnted independance by Australia*

you'd have more shitty refugees than you could ever imagine

 

Broden, last night I had this crazy dream that I was driving a car and then a guy came and shot me right between the eyes and the bullet bounced off with only making me bleed like you would from cutting your finger, right.

The same night I had been joking to people at a party that my head had been hardened from all the times I've banged it into some random doorframe. Do you think there is a connection?

 

probably

 

what the fuck

 

 

can none of you kids think of anything to ask beyond grrl problmz?

 

For when you come back on monday:

Burden, why is it that we park in a driveway, yet drive in a parkway?

 

parkways were originally invented to be non-stop roads that went through parks so you could take a quick drive and see the scenery.

-just a guess

 

driveways are called driveways because only the rich had cars at first, and they paved/put up gravel etc to make a way to drive up to their mansions that are a mile or two off of the normal roads.

so you have to drive up them to get to their huge houses.

-just a guess

 

Burden, why is Van such an angry, cruel person?

someone has to do it

 

burden whats this rash that comes and goes can you tell me what it means?

hopefully its fatal

 

also no

 

Why am I as hot as Spank (now that he has acne) yet have never kissed a girl? P.S I have a 6 pack

 

 

Also, Biggie or Tupac? WEEEESTTT SIDEEE

 

1: you're not as hot as spank, but it's wonderful that you think you are

 

Notorious

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lol burden

I cite Paisley obsessing over my dick and calling me a sex god on a regular basis

then why doesn't your estonian friend?

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Lol. If you're saying that because of anything other than boredom, spite, or troll-related causes, you're jealous.

But I'm sure those things are why you're saying it so eh. You'd never be honest with me, Infy. </3

 

What is there to be jealous of?

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A whirlpool of vagina

 

I am dissatisfied, Burden.

Why are you so dumb?

 

everyone is dumb compared to einstein

don't thrill yourself

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