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Granted, but ur memberships to brazzers.com/xvideos.com and ull nvr be able to watch 2 girls and 1 cup in peaceful solidarity agn

 

I wish that Lebron woulda stayed in Cleveland..

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Granted, but his next paycheck is coming from you.

 

I wish eagle would let me back into the nest

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Granted, now you've obtained AIDS some ten years ago and you are in your death bed, riddled with a variety of minor pathogens out of control and destroying your body.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

My mom said that all the time when I was growing up..

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Granted. Everyone hates you for turning the world into teletubby land.

 

I wish for a 6 year old.

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Granted but Panther rages that you got it first and goes on a killing spree at your school

 

I wish for the powers of Doctor Manhattan

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Wish granted a nice cosy dumpster coming right up

 

I wish for Eternal Life

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granted but you still age and become an old crippled man unable to die or move

 

 

i wish for endless summer vacation

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Granted but humankind becomes illiterate and turn into shit flingers again.

 

I wish someone would shoot justin bieber in the back of the head

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Granted, your future girlfriends inherit that trait and you are left with miserable blowjobs for the rest of your life.

 

I wish vent/headsets had the ability to not require a "touch to talk" button and you could just wear the headset and talk through it. Or, that someone would tell me how to make it so (:

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Granted to bad it picks up your moms voice to

 

I wish for True happiness forever

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Granted, but you're confined to enjoy this true happiness for ever in the LR section.

 

I wish Hksaru knew how to use vent.

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Granted, but all he ever says is "jim u mad?"

 

 

I wish my mic wasn't broke, so I could say I was purposely not following people to a new vent.

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granted but it makes you sound like justin bieber

 

I wish for world peace till the end of time

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Granted, but a massive and rapidly growing star-sized multidimensional energy being appears and begins consuming reality. Everything falls into chaos and disarray as time comes to an end.

 

I wish I had cookies.

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Granted, but they're raisin cookies.

 

I wish the mailman would drop off Fallout: new vegas already.

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I love raisin cookies. :D

Granted, but the CD isn't in the box. It's outside the container for some reason, and too damaged to play. It looks like someone carved "derp" into the disk.

 

I wish I had moar.

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