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Granted. The world collapses upon itself.

 

I wish for Caturday

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Granted:

You're a Jew now. Murphy dosen't touch jews.

 

Wish:

I wish that Bors was buried in Cowpie.

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Granted. But the bus always takes you to Quebec.

 

I wish that girls at water parks didn't wear big glasses so I can't see their face, so I assume they're hot because of their bodies, and when they take the glasses off I get disappointed...

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Granted: You move to Antarctica.

 

I wish for a cold glass of water.

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Granted, you get a brain freeze and fall over in front of a bus craddling your head

 

 

 

I wish for less 14 hour days

 

 

 

 

You mean goggles...you frube...

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Granted. But fat people can't help it.

 

I wish for more cake.

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Granted. But you just lost the game.

 

I wish I knew who was phone.

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Granted. But you still don't get to fuck Keira Knightley.

 

I wish that we could find the walrus' bukkit.

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Granted, but the Walrus finds you before you can reach the bukkit.

 

ALSO:

Granted: You move to Antarctica.

IT DOESN'T SNOW IN ANTARCTICA.

 

I wish it snowed in Antarctica.

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Granted, you get mugged every pay day for the enxt thirty years

 

 

I wish I had a slushie

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Granted, you contract diabeties

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop butchering tea with sugar

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Granted. You drink a manly drink like rum.

 

I wish I had some rum.

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Wish granted, it's Bors' piss after a long night of heavy drinking

 

I wish I can leave work early and still get paid full time

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