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Granted, but now he's staring at your cock licking his lips.

 

I wish I had some food for lunch.

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Wish granted. Fried grasshoppers. It passes for a delicacy in some places around the world.

 

I wish for a million wishes.

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Granted . it was a gay one.

 

Wishes he could get money without going to his shitty underpaying dodgy ass job.

 

 

And how is a beer being warm and 5 weeks old a downside?

 

sure its not as good as a cold new one, but hell id still dirnk it :P

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, The standards of the universe are now twisted around.

 

New Wish: I wish the recent national pay rise actually affected me...

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, you now live at the bus stop.

 

 

New Wish: I Wish that warfare wasn't mechanised so much as it is...

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Wish granted, but then you become deaf.

 

I wish James lieked mudkipz

 

Wish granted, James turns into a fish f*cker.

 

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, You get teh chance to fight the system and you lose.

 

New Wish: I wish for Chechnya to have freedom.

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Granted. Atrum starts to spam the meme of the week again.

 

I wish the Australian military would perform intensive infiltration maneuvers on Atrums building.

 

Did I mention Atrum? >:3

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Granted. Atrum personally rapes the asshole of every australian soldier.

 

I wish for lots and lots of vodka.

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Granted. But the lulz cost you your life.

 

I wish i could fly

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Wish granted, but you experience it as well.

 

I wish my ankles weren't so fucked up from walking long distances.

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Wish granted, now they are fucked up from walking short distances.

 

I wish this thread would die.

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Wish Granted, but it dies on top of you and you are buried alive.

 

 

I wish I had seen the Pope... :(

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Wish granted, but it was a tiny glimpse through a throng of people (>:C)

 

I wish Bors would be open about his homosexuality.

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Wish granted, you get to go with him.

 

 

I wish the Pope would stay, just in case Cardinal Cassidy(God forbid) dies.

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Wish granted, he stays in your upstairs bedroom

 

I wish I could have a sammich right now.

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