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Corrupt a wish!

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Ok guys make a wish, any wish.

 

The next person to post after the wish should ruin it by granting it with a twist. Once corrupting a wish, make one of your own, and so on.

 

Posts without a corruption AND a wish should be deleted.

 

Don’t respond to your own post.

 

Eg: I wish I were hot

Wish granted, I suggest you put out the fire.

 

Get it? Great!

 

I wish I could fly

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by forcing my dick in his mouth so he couldn't say anything.

 

I wish Infy could get laid

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, one instance of Prison rape coming up!

 

 

New Wish: I wish the wine didn't run out so quickly.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, he'll lick his lips instead!

 

 

New Wish: I wish the tax on alcohol hadn't been put up...

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Granted, You now live in Australia where the internet is faster than NZ, but slower than everywhere else :D

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, but the double negative never works

 

New Wish: I wish Liberal was back in power

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Granted. The Labor Party changes its name to The LiberaI party and gets re-elected.

 

I wish Bors got deported.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, but I get deported to British soil...so I stay right where I am.... :P

 

 

New Wish: I wish there was more Georgian Architecture in Sydney

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Granted. George from Sydney designs a new style of architecture that is adopted the world over. People rejoice as London is rebuilt by an Australian.

 

I wish the Internet was a series of tubes.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, your tube gets clogged up early on and is rendered useless...

 

 

New Wish: I wish there was a choice of booze at Mass.

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Granted. The Pope excommunicates everyone and you all go to hell.

 

I wish upon a star.

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Wish granted. Everyone duck we have another wannabe Inf.

 

I wish I was back in Russia. :'(

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Corrupted Wish: Granted, the country astoundingly cedes control of all affairs to the Estonians who begin an ethnic culling of all blood Russians

 

 

New Wish: I wish you a Merry Christmas.

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Corrupted Wish: Wish Granted, every last drop of milk in the world is evaporated and you are left with raw, sand dry corn cobs....

 

 

New Wish: I Wish that Australia was as close to Britain as Canada is.

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Wish granted, but all Australian residents/citizens aren't refused entry to Britian and any attempt to enter is punishable by instant death.

 

I wish they'd find more oil in Alberta

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