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DiploGaming vs Diplomunion PPV: Grudge Match

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5 hours ago, cell_destroyer said:

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Presenting the DiploGaming vs Diplomunion PPV which stands for Project Phoenix Viewing. The contest to end the grudge once and for all, a competition between the 2 schismed diplos in the fields of Company of Heroes 2.  A match 9 months in the making where both sides agreed to terms after Abdel was promised the only set of keys to his house since the bull came in whenever he wanted to and Bane was promised a bar of soap. The match only involves directors (DM) and community leaders (DG) seeing as they're the "representatives", unfortunately neither have leadership skills. Don't miss it Thursday 10 pm EST TODAY (subject to changes due to dodging).

Match anthem:

Team Diplomunion

 

Lineup

 

Captain: Abdel / >Breslau

 

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Burden

 

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Trench] / Jimmy

 

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Substitute: Spankfurt

 

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Team DiploGaming

 

Lineup

 

Captain: Bane

 

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Ser_Fergus

 

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Gawain

 

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Substitute: Leader

 

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Match Format: Game of choice is Company of Heroes 2. Best out of 3 matches. The order is a 3v3 (possible 4v4 if subs play) to decide which diplo will implode faster through team toxicity. Then comes a 1v1 between Abdel and Bane so the healing process can continue. In the case of a 1-1 tie, a 2v2 tiebreaker will be played with the best and worst players on each team, based in results from the 3v3 match. Why best and worst?

Because: 

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Rules: -Incase of a disconnect, it will be a judgement call based on how far the game has progressed and the likelihood that the game was already decided by then. 

-All factions will be available to every player in each team, this is to avoid having a team playing with their weaker factions. Ignore pona’s crying of “muh game balance”. 

-Map for 1v1 will be Crossroads

-Map for 2v2 will be Vaux Farmlands

-Map for 3v3 will be Fields of Winnekedonk

-Possible 4v4 map will be Road to Arnhem

Taking suggestions for maps aswell

-Observers will be allowed. You can spectate through the game itself or watch an observer’s stream (discord or steam). The game host has to set the observer delay to 3 minutes so as to avoid shenanigans of helping a team out.

-There will be no waiting limit for a match to begin, no wins will be awarded if a team doesn’t make it because a win should only be counted on the battlefield, however banter privileges will be awarded if a team dodges.

-Match has a rematch clause where losing team can give all excuses they want and demand a rematch

-Derdan’s a cunt

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Here's how the match originated (click on pics to enlarge):

Burden: Where the hell is the real diplo, we've been walking for 10 months

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Spankfurt: Eagle i thought you said this was a shortcut to the coffee machine

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EagleMan: Proof?

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Abdel: Well is this a shortcut or not

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EagleMan: You're a shortcut

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*ring ring*

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Abdel: Oh oh, here comes the Cabal

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Bane: Where's your mommy e-thot?

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Bane: You know i understand that uh...You had to bring a female in... to change your underwear, stroke your ego.. thumbs up your foodboxes and wipe the coffee away from your bubbling lips..

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...

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Bane: Rub vaseline all over your hiney and tell you that your diplo is special and diferent from everyone elses

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EagleMan: He thinks we use vaseline

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Spankfurt: Eagle get back over here

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EagleMan: Oh no, i must retreat

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Abdel: I've had enough of you bane, this ceases right here, right now

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Bane: Wanna dance abdel? Or do you wanna eat dick

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Abdel: Come get a taste

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Bors: Oi !!!

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Bors: if ye r going to hae a fight, then don't forget the salty's ye snippy bitches

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Abdel: You dirtbags have been in third place for 5 months

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Bors: Aye? Well yeh’r about to be in... diplogaming.com...

  Reveal hidden contents

n i g g e r

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…..

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Amber: NOT SO FAST YOU INGRATES

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TO BE CONTINUED...

UNTIL THEN...

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What's the point now that diplogaming is dead

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