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7 hours ago, Baledwyr said:

"Which animal penis would you prefer in your rectum? Dog, Cat or Horse?"

 

"How do you feel about doing this for free?"

 

"How seriously are you going to take your job?"

 

Life Lessons for @Baledwyr

 

  1. Don't tell people you'll do something unless you'll get it done.
  2. If you volunteer to do something then don't be surprised when you're asked to do things for free. 
  3. Set realistic deadlines for yourself. We asked multiple times if the timetable for praetorian releases was too harsh and you kept returning and saying "no, its fine, I can do it"
  4. Its not a guilt trip if its something you signed up for. 
  5. Don't treat yourself like a victim, even if you have every reason in the world to. 
  6. Don't agree to something and backtrack many months later and treat us like we're the problem. 
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48 minutes ago, Abdel said:

 

Life Lessons for @Baledwyr

 

  1. Don't tell people you'll do something unless you'll get it done.
  2. If you volunteer to do something then don't be surprised when you're asked to do things for free. 
  3. Set realistic deadlines for yourself. We asked multiple times if the timetable for praetorian releases was too harsh and you kept returning and saying "no, its fine, I can do it"
  4. Its not a guilt trip if its something you signed up for. 
  5. Don't treat yourself like a victim, even if you have every reason in the world to. 
  6. Don't agree to something and backtrack many months later and treat us like we're the problem. 

 

Where's the penguin rating when you need it.

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3 minutes ago, Abdel said:

 

7. Penguin rating means nothing.

 

How DARE you?

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4 hours ago, Abdel said:

 

Life Lessons for @Baledwyr

 

  1. Don't tell people you'll do something unless you'll get it done.

 

Could change this to Life Lessons for Abdel after the failed cease and desist chicanery

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48 minutes ago, cell_destroyer said:

 

Could change this to Life Lessons for Abdel after the failed cease and desist chicanery

9. If you're always in troll mode no one will ever think you're serious when you want to be taken seriously

22 minutes ago, Spankfurt said:

Abdel vs Bors epic rap battle 

 

10. If you're white and your name isnt Eminem, dont even try to Rap.

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56 minutes ago, Spankfurt said:

Abdel vs Bors epic rap battle 

 

I don't like rap, but I would listen to this.

 

 

34 minutes ago, Abdel said:

9. If you're always in troll mode no one will ever think you're serious when you want to be taken seriously

 

10. If you're white and your name isnt Eminem, dont even try to Rap.

 

Welsh vs. Egyptian?

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25 minutes ago, Potatoe_Head said:

And I thought this was going to be a serious thread.

 

Guess I am out again.

 

11. Be the change you want to see. Want a serious thread? Start one. 

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13 hours ago, Abdel said:

 

Life Lessons for @Baledwyr

 

  1. Don't tell people you'll do something unless you'll get it done.
  2. If you volunteer to do something then don't be surprised when you're asked to do things for free. 
  3. Set realistic deadlines for yourself. We asked multiple times if the timetable for praetorian releases was too harsh and you kept returning and saying "no, its fine, I can do it"
  4. Its not a guilt trip if its something you signed up for. 
  5. Don't treat yourself like a victim, even if you have every reason in the world to. 
  6. Don't agree to something and backtrack many months later and treat us like we're the problem. 

 

k

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1 hour ago, Baledwyr said:

 

k

 

Stop pouting like a little girl and come back to diplo. You know this is where you belong. The weird uncle who's cool until he gets drunk.

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18 minutes ago, Spankfurt said:

You two fucking sasspots

 

Maybe I wouldn't be so sassy if, I dont know, I got paid to do this?

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20 minutes ago, Abdel said:

 

Maybe I wouldn't be so sassy if, I dont know, I got paid to do this?

Ya know I think its time for spankfurt to start sharing tips with the team 

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43 minutes ago, Abdel said:

 

Maybe I wouldn't be so sassy if, I dont know, I got paid to do this?

 

If I'm elected as Chief Overfiend I will happily provide you a salary of 200 Soviet rubles per month. That should be sufficient for your daily crust of bread. And water is free from the well.

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46 minutes ago, ponasozis said:

13. 2011 diplo must be brought back

 

2013 Diplo was the beginning of the fall

 

2008-2010 Diplo was the Golden age 

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