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The Final Eragon Map

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So the Eragon team (Me and SilenceX :) is proud to present the final ERAGON INHERITANCE product. Thanks to incredible effort and persistence both doodad and unit limit is now reached. I have been hosting this a lot from MMH, feel free to join anytime!

 

Eragon Inheritance Final 10

https://www.epicwar.com/maps/282053/

 

[ATTACH=full]8681[/ATTACH] Before we started.

 

[ATTACH=full]8682[/ATTACH] Complete overhaul, if you remember the old unbalanced map then you are in for a beautiful experience in the new Algesia

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Eragon Spoof - Waiting

The characters of Christopher Paolini's Eragon, while waiting around for the fourth book.

 

Galbatorix: Mwahaha you will neverss defeat me!!!!

Eragon: yoink *steals mug of ale*

Galbatorix: Oy!!!

Arya: Eragon, stop picking on him.

Galbatorix: *sob*

Shruikan oh shut it you pansy I don't know how you became king in the first place

Galbatorix: I'm a master of hacking people's minds *retarded happy face*

Eragon: Try me, we have ages here anyway

Galbatorix: O #CENSORED CENSORED OHMYGODDIDHEREALLYSAYTHAT OHMYGODHOWCOULDITHINKLIKETHIS# yes - #I'MSORRYKEEP CENSORED CENSORED#

Eragon: o__________o

...

Roran: Seriously I didn't need to hear .. or see .. that ....

Durza: Co-

Random Twin no.1: You're dead, piss off

Roran: so are you, get your ass outta here

Random Twin no.2: Not until we have a few drinks first

*Twins #CENSORED#*

Saphira OH MY GOD GET A ROOM!!!! D:

Arya: So am I seriously going to be the fourth rider??

Nasuada: No, I am!!! *sqeaul*

*Arya and Nasuada catfight*

Murtagh: Haha hot

Eragon: *droooools*

Roran: *staaarrree*

Katrina: Hey!!! *slaps Roran*

Saphira oy, you!!! Elf!!!!! I luuurrrrrvvv youuuuuuuu honey!!!! *whistles*

Eragon: *donk**facepalm**bangs head on wall**blacks out*

Orik: Ohnoes that dragon's drunk again

Hrothgar: Hmm... *disapproving look*

Orik: OMAGOD ur alive!!!! *glomp*

*Hrothgar falls away in dust*

Orik: oopsy daisy

Solembum: Hahaha!!!!! I'm druunnnk!!!!!!! Lala!!!!! He who walks alone is coming to Varden!!!!! Lalala

Nasuada: Wha?? Who coming to *hic* Varden??

Roran: People!!! Who's *hic* drunk??

Saphira: Not meeeeeee *blacks out*

Thorn: Hmm.... she looks cuter when she's drunk...

Elva: Are we there yet?? Are we there yet??

Christopher Paolini: Uggh, let me write in peace!!!

Elva: Hahaha my questions are causing you pain >)

Chris *facepalm*

Angela: *hic* look its a rain*hic*bow cloud I have to study that *hic* it not right

Murtagh: We're indoors .... *hic*

Galbatorix: No we're *hic* in that one place that *hic* I've been before...

Chris P.: Ok that's it I'm erasing all the ale

Saphira *gasp* ohnoes!!!! D:

Orik: That will not be tolerated!!!! *hic*

Chris: Alright, I won't, geez

Galbatorix *gets on Shruikan* Farewell my fellow creatures I shall go for a (Shruikan takes off) *Galby falls off**doomph*

Krystal: haha I've always wanted to see that happen!!!!

Everyone: >(

Krystal: ...what?? :

Eragon: MY story!!!! MINE!!!! >(

Krystal: alright alright ... frown.gif *sniff*

Islanzadi: I command thee to leave the premises!!!

Krystal (mutters) fine then be that way *slam*

Galbatorix: Well hello there, I'm a king and your a queen...

Islanzadi: o__o

Murtagh: I'm drunk!!! Yay!!!! *happy face:

Eragon: *vomits* I'm more *hic* dr - *vomit* - unkfslksjdf

Roran: I love you Ra'zac!!!!!!!!!

*kisses shorter Ra'zac*

CP: 0___o

Thorn: you guys!!! Getta freakin' room!!! D:

Green Dragon: hello!!! I hatched!!!! lalala

Thorn: No you didn't, get back in there!!!! And, between me and you, you don't want to hatch either, until the Varden steal you

Greeny: o.O wth??

Thorn: Ah stuff that hatch for Arya

Arya: Yay!!!!!! *happy face*

Nasuada: Aaargh!!!!! How can you be so cruel!!!!! *bangs Thorn's head on wall*

Murtagh: Ah shit #%&@(#%*

Thorn *growl**faint*

Saphira: nom

Solembum: I seriously don't recommend that ... you should try an Urgal eye, it's not as gross as it sounds

Saphira: um, no thanks

Nar Gajvok: You'd better not, dragon

Solembum: *nom*

 

To be continued...

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I feel guilty but I chuckled.

 

gotta give it to him for the effort he put into this thread though.

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he waited 12 minutes to post a laughing emoji in response to his own cringey fan-fiction, now that's what i call f u n n y

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I feel guilty but I chuckled.

 

gotta give it to him for the effort he put into this thread though.

It's kinda sad honestly.

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