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Do you strive to create a goat ethnostate?

 

Would sheeps be allowed?

 

Would you shear humans hairs to make funny hats and mustaches?

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Do you strive to create a goat ethnostate?

 

Would sheeps be allowed?

 

Would you shear humans hairs to make funny hats and mustaches?

In a perfect world our down syndrome cousins, i.e sheep and ram, would be put down immediately for their birth defects. As for the human hair hats and moustaches, why the fuck would I want someone else's hair on my body? I already have a pretty good GOATee going on.

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In a perfect world our down syndrome cousins, i.e sheep and ram, would be put down immediately for their birth defects. As for the human hair hats and moustaches, why the fuck would I want someone else's hair on my body? I already have a pretty good GOATee going on.

 

What about human hybrids?

 

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What about human hybrids?

 

goat+boy.jpg

 

If anyone has the audacity to stick their dick in a goat, they should be put down for attempted species mixing, gotta keep the bloodline pure

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If anyone has the audacity to stick their dick in a goat, they should be put down for attempted species mixing, gotta keep the bloodline pure

 

What if it's a goat sticking it's dick in a human?

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What if it's a goat sticking it's dick in a human?

 

Executed for having such low standards

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What if it's a goat sticking it's dick in a human?

Executed for having such low standards

This goat gets it

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I finally figured out what og stands for. Original goat. Now I have to figure out why people at work are calling each other that. Presumably they're jealous of goatkind.

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I finally figured out what og stands for. Original goat. Now I have to figure out why people at work are calling each other that. Presumably they're jealous of goatkind.

You'd have to be crazy not to be jealous of goats and goatkind, we're majestic fucks.

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You'd have to be crazy not to be jealous of goats and goatkind, we're majestic fucks.

 

oh yeah ?

but can you go to SPACEH ?

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oh yeah ?

but can you go to SPACEH ?

Have you never seen astrogoats before? Do you live under a rock friend?

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Have you never seen astrogoats before? Do you live under a rock friend?

 

It's Lithuania, so yeah. He does. Of course every man of quality knows of kozel Vladislav, the first space goat, a glorious pioneer of the Soviet people.

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It's Lithuania, so yeah. He does. Of course every man of quality knows of kozel Vladislav, the first space goat, a glorious pioneer of the Soviet people.

He'd be a cosmogoat friend. Astrogoats are slightly different

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He'd be a cosmogoat friend. Astrogoats are slightly different

 

He was the first goat in space. That's what counts.

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