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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS

 

It's the Goat. No, not that rip-off supgoat. THE ACTUAL GOAT.

The goat who promises you good times on HoTS, the goat who promises you loads of dank maymays, and the goat who promises to give you aunty grandma's secret pancake recipe in return for that good succ (can't just have every random fuck and their mom knowing how to make them sweet bastards now can I?).

 

If you have anything to ask me, go right ahead Im a completely open goat. I live in the mountains of Tennessee where I keep guard over my pasture.

 

Goat puns are slightly less welcome but you do you, not gonna bitch and moan too much about them.

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Touching a man's goat is like touching his dick, you feel me?

 

So what you're saying is that nobody has touched your dick?

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hah

rape victim

I dont consider myself a victim, that poor 15 year old didn't know touching a 4 year old goat's dick would lead to rape

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I'm a fuckin goat

 

you're afghani?

 

He’s got you there steak

 

Typical cis white male scum, they just don’t understand goatkind

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He’s got you there steak

 

Typical cis white male scum, they just don’t understand goatkind

 

I'm a fuckin goat

 

You know if goatmeat wins that poll you guys are going to be the main course at the next Diplo barbecue.

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i too love my baranina

 

hah lets see who apart from reanor gets it

 

Reanor? Really heretic?!

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What ages are you most interested in?

 

Well that depends on whether you're going to cook and eat them or not.

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What ages are you most interested in?

 

Well that depends on whether you're going to cook and eat them or not.

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