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Welcome to diplo. What's your stance on the age of consent?

[<15] here is a crime, smoking [<18] is an offense; that indicates that smoking might be highly more disturbing and abusive behaviour, let's criminalize smoking till the retirement age and decriminalize the intercourses - what can go wrong? Surely we won't change into non-smoking non-white populations in a century!

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[<15] here is a crime, smoking [<18] is an offense; that indicates that smoking might be highly more disturbing and abusive behaviour, let's criminalize smoking till the retirement age and decriminalize the intercourses - what can go wrong? Surely we won't change into non-smoking non-white populations in a century!

 

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[<15] here is a crime, smoking [<18] is an offense; that indicates that smoking might be highly more disturbing and abusive behaviour, let's criminalize smoking till the retirement age and decriminalize the intercourses - what can go wrong? Surely we won't change into non-smoking non-white populations in a century!

 

I honestly don't know how to feel about this.

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I await the meeting of Van and Vann with bated breath.

 

Diplo is becoming a source of balance in a things...we have the Gavins. Now I wonder which of the Vans turns out to be the good and the evil one.

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[<15] here is a crime, smoking [<18] is an offense; that indicates that smoking might be highly more disturbing and abusive behaviour, let's criminalize smoking till the retirement age and decriminalize the intercourses - what can go wrong? Surely we won't change into non-smoking non-white populations in a century!

You've probably done the best reply to the consent question.

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[quote name='ABDeL']@VanDenDale is such a treasure to Diplo that we used patreon funds to get him a stunt double.[/QUOTE] Thank you, Patrons! [url=https://www.patreon.com/diplomunion/posts]For merely $2 a month[/url] you too could help Van's stunt double not live in a box on the side of the road. Lets get this boy into a house, accepting all major credit cards, cash, money mail orders, and livestock greater than 20lbs.

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I await the meeting of Van and Vann with bated breath.

 

Diplo is becoming a source of balance in a things...we have the Gavins. Now I wonder which of the Vans turns out to be the good and the evil one.

 

I do not know whether i'll be the good or bad Vann, but many people have made their minds that i surely am the autistic one. Looking forward to seeing my namesake and forging the Great Alliance with him.

 

You've probably done the best reply to the consent question.

 

tyvm

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Hello Vann, it's Trench.

 

As you all can see, Vann is a quality member. Cniper, this is how you grow the forum not bringing in mindless HoTS Robots. Take notes kids.

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Hello Vann, it's Trench.

 

As you all can see, Vann is a quality member. Cniper, this is how you grow the forum not bringing in mindless HoTS Robots. Take notes kids.

 

Jimmy has one schill under his belt and I can already tell its only going to get better from here.

This is what I like to see, people connecting and inviting their friends to game here.

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I awoke this morning to the feeling of my insides churning, and the cold sweat of winter flu.

 

As I crawled to the bathroom, caught between needing to belch and holding back vomit, I asked Why? How could this have happened? There was no period of illness leading up to this. I haven't traveled. I felt fine just yesterday. The only thing out of the ordinary anywhere was... me.

 

By afternoon I've argued with friends, yelled at my dog and thrown shit off my desk. I've puked my guts out. My mind and body are like two rival terrorist groups in open rebellion, against me and each other. I've had no idea what's happening or when it would stop.

 

Then I checked Diplo, and it all made sense. My existence came into perspective like the moon in a telescope.

 

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I AM TOXIC VAN.

So hey' date=' I've been playing W3 for over 10 years, doing some RP and stuff, playing strategy maps. Recently i've encountered some Diplomunion users and have decided to make an account here. Outside W3 i'm an ex-WoW and MMO player, Paradox' grand strategy games' fanatic and history nerd.[/quote']

 

DON'T YOU ALL SEE? THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S ME. HEALTHY ME. HE'S MY ENJOYMENT OF GAMES, LAID-BACK ATTITUDE AND SOCIABILITY FROM YEARS AGO. I'M THE SICK, SELF-LOATHING MONSTER THAT LURKS WITHIN. WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY GODDAMN MORTY? WHO'S MY FUCKING MORTY? IS IT BORS OR BALEDWYR?

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT WITHOUT ME, ME. I'M THE CHARLES MANSON JUST BELOW THE MR. ROGERS SURFACE. I'M THE ALCOHOLISM BEHIND THE WHITE PICKET FENCE. I'M THE FREAKY BRAZILIAN PORN IN YOUR DELETED BROWSER HISTORY. YOU AREN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT ME.

 

 

 

 

nah but really welcome aboard and all that shit

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I wondered what kind of reaction there would be...I could not have hoped for a better one.

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Van sounds like Van combined with Pona, while Vann sounds like Van but with a hint of proper Cniper in it.

 

On the bright side, Sniper won't be the only cunt around.

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Hah you can't usurp me bitch.

 

Well he's Toxic Van not Toxic Sniper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Normal Sniper is already toxic sniper.

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[<15] here is a crime, smoking [<18] is an offense; that indicates that smoking might be highly more disturbing and abusive behaviour, let's criminalize smoking till the retirement age and decriminalize the intercourses - what can go wrong? Surely we won't change into non-smoking non-white populations in a century!

 

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I would never waste an occassion to make a new, spamlike thread without consequences.

 

So hey, I've been playing W3 for over 10 years, doing some RP and stuff, playing strategy maps. Recently i've encountered some Diplomunion users and have decided to make an account here. Outside W3 i'm an ex-WoW and MMO player, Paradox' grand strategy games' fanatic and history nerd.

 

Nice to meet you, senpais

 

Oh boy, do we have another challenger for CoH2 or TW games, i hope so.

 

Welcome on Diplo dude, enjoy your stay.

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Hello Vann, it's Trench.

 

As you all can see, Vann is a quality member. Cniper, this is how you grow the forum not bringing in mindless HoTS Robots. Take notes kids.

 

Will love to take notes if this guy doesn't disappear after a week.

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