Do you know what Wing Wednesday is?

Its Wednesday, which means in pubs all across Canada, people enjoy cheap 5 cent chicken wings bathed in a myriad of delicious oozing flavors. Wet rub, dry rub, no rub, rub a dub in the tub tub, you get the idea.

 

I had a friend from Australia visit and she didn't know what wing Wednesday was, or really that eating 20-30 chicken wings in a sitting was a thing.

 

So I guess what does a Wednesday at a pub look like across the world? Whats the specials? Do you eat Wings, Ribs, Chips?

do you honestly think we slavs care for your chicken wings in pubs ?

we require substance far stronger then pathetic chicken wings

do you honestly think we slavs care for your chicken wings in pubs ?

we require substance far stronger then pathetic chicken wings

 

"Now you sir come in for Potato Pvednesday! 3 flavor of potato! Burn potato, raw potato, potato potato."

"Now you sir come in for Potato Pvednesday! 3 flavor of potato! Burn potato, raw potato, potato potato."

 

 

throw in potato pancakes and potato zeppelins and i am in

Turkey wings are best wings

I work Wednesday nights and that is the greatest tragedy of my life.

I work Wednesday nights and that is the greatest tragedy of my life.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Ser Fergus on Wednesday nights? I thought not. It's not a story Canadian cunts would tell you. It's a bartender legend. Ser Fergus was a hard working bartender, so diligent and robust he could use his will to earn money to influence the amount of tips he received... He had such knowledge about Wings Wednesday that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being poor. Wing Wednesday is a pathway to glutony some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his life energy, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he told his guests they can have everything he has, then his guests ate his money. Ironic. He could safe other peoples bank accounts, but not his own.

I just realized we have restaurants whos specialty is just serving wings on days when its not Wednesday.

 

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wtf is wrong with those wings

and carrot ?

its like everything you put in your mouth is a synthetic plastic crap

Yeah that shit looks pretty generic frozen food.

Its 5 cent wings did you guys expect chef fucking Ramsay?

I don't know what it's like in Canuckland, but down here you have to be a degenerate who hangs out at sports bars and watches (American) football all day to eat wings.

Go to a real pub and pay the monies for real food. Sports bars are for grease monkeys and desperate women.

Go to a real pub and pay the monies for real food. Sports bars are for grease monkeys and desperate women.

 

Surprised you even know how to spell sports, how long is your neckbeard now anyways?

 

I don't know what it's like in Canuckland, but down here you have to be a degenerate who hangs out sports bars and watches (American) football HOCKEY all day to eat wings.

 

:)

I thought only Americans assumed the idiosyncrasies of their culture were present everywhere.

Surprised you even know how to spell sports, how long is your neckbeard now anyways?

 

 

 

:)

I am trimming it until MOVEMBER,

 

I challenge your moustache growing skills, also side thought doing a Movember sponsored by Diplo?

I thought only Americans assumed the idiosyncrasies of their culture were present everywhere.

 

Americans and Canadians are just same shit, different flag.

Its Wednesday, which means in pubs all across Canada, people enjoy cheap 5 cent chicken wings bathed in a myriad of delicious oozing flavors. Wet rub, dry rub, no rub, rub a dub in the tub tub, you get the idea.

 

I had a friend from Australia visit and she didn't know what wing Wednesday was, or really that eating 20-30 chicken wings in a sitting was a thing.

 

So I guess what does a Wednesday at a pub look like across the world? Whats the specials? Do you eat Wings, Ribs, Chips?

 

In Capitalist Canada you have chicken wings. In Soviet Russia we have whole chickens.

 

At my local pub here in Norway they serve beef and guinness stew on Fridays.

On second thought, I may have coincidentally had wing wednesday during my trip to Toronto this summer.

I just ate some chicken wings at kfc