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My superpower is the ability to spread chunky peanut butter without breaking the toast.

 

Switch to real homemade artisan bread, not store bought wonder bread. You'll never break the toast and you'll fall in love with the best crunchy crust ever.

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if only i had a super power of instant potato peeling

 

JUST IMAGINE

you take a potato

and its instantly peeled

 

GLORIOUS

Thats very a peeling

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i was actually confused how can you have your bread break

then i remember not everyone has the privilege of having great bread

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i was actually confused how can you have your bread break

then i remember not everyone has the privilege of having great bread

You slavs don't even know what good bread is.

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You slavs don't even know what good bread is.

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seriously

this is the best you can do ?

i can buy scrap like that for 50 cents in any grocery

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seriously

this is the best you can do ?

i can buy scrap like that for 50 cents in any grocery

wait you got rugbrød in Lithuania?

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wait you got rugbrød in Lithuania?

 

we have all the world imaginable breads

 

balts are actually expert bread makers

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Switch to real homemade artisan bread, not store bought wonder bread. You'll never break the toast and you'll fall in love with the best crunchy crust ever.

 

I haven't touched wonder bread in my entire life but I do get artisan bread

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we have all the world imaginable breads

 

Russians are actually expert bread makers

 

Fixed.

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Are you offering that to me? I could use one of those.

 

I bet that's what he thought too.

 

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I bet that's what he thought too.

 

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Was he a big mountain climber enthusiast? In that case I'm sure an ice pick would have been useful for him.

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Was he a big mountain climber enthusiast? In that case I'm sure an ice pick would have been useful for him.

Umm Phalanx? You know that's Trotsky right? :/

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Umm Phalanx? You know that's Trotsky right? :/

 

Usually I'm this dense. It's nice to see someone else take that spot for a change.

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My superpower is the ability to spread chunky peanut butter without breaking the toast.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait wait

Chunky peanut butter? You mean unfinished peanut butter?

 

SMOOTH & CREAMY MAKES IT DREAMY

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My super power is the ability to see the future but if I tell anyone, no one believes me.

Oh that's Cassandra? Uh...

My super power is the ability to understand Pona 100% of the time but any time I try and explain what he says, I sound like Pona.

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My super power is the ability to see the future but if I tell anyone, no one believes me.

Oh that's Cassandra? Uh...

My super power is the ability to understand Pona 100% of the time but any time I try and explain what he says, I sound like Pona.

 

Still useful as you can still change the future even if nobody believes you.

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