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I FUCKING LOVE CAKE!

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My daughter bought me a cherry cheesecake for my birthday.

I still have some left, it is DELICIOUS!

Mmmmmmm, CAKE.

CHERRY cake, all red and juicy.

I like to lick it until it screams.

CAKE!

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Pics of your daughter or she isn't real

 

You will have to post pics of yourself first because I don't believe you are real.

I think you are some hook nosed MOSSAD agent with a hunchback who is here

to disrupt the forum and prowl for underage mangina.

 

Now, what sort of world do we live in when cake eaters are called "disgusting perverts"?

A horrible world.

Never had any red velvet cake, loser?

It would ROCK YOUR WORLD, Unloser_King.

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Bluff status: called

 

I don't post IRL pics on the internut.

Unless you want to start posting some IRL pics of yourself to prove

to me it is a good idea, then I say you are full of crap.

 

Now, I can see how in your world it is hard to understand a 49 year old

married man having a 21 year old daughter, but our paths strayed when I left home

at 18 to go to college and get an engineering degree, thereby avoiding spending the rest

of my life in my parent's basement playing video games, smoking pot, and spanking your

monkey to anime porn.

 

oh, BTW, that's another

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in case you didn't get it.....

 

and back to the cake...

I had the last piece of cherry cheesecake today and it ROCKED!

I bet the best thing you losers had today was a Twinkie or a tofu nut bar....

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Spank has plenty of pictures posted already

 

he's the alpha male of every generation, ever. He met your challenge before you even posted it.

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Spank has plenty of pictures posted already

 

Is this him?

 

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or is this his pic?

 

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he's the alpha male of every generation, ever. He met your challenge before you even posted it.

 

lol, sure he is.

I think you have a man crush on me, EagleBoy Bunnypants.

 

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Yo nowhereman

 

Can I fuck your daughter? Give her some of the thunder from down under?

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I will take your daughter out for a nice seafood dinner, then never call her again!

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The people demand Nowhereman's daughter

 

I can't respond if I am banned, can I?

 

Sorry kids, my daughter doesn't date losers, only real men with large penises which means

all of you are out of luck.

She has the same tastes in men as her dear mother.

Think some of y'all should call the Whaaaaaaaambulance

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I can't respond if I am banned, can I?

 

Sorry kids, my daughter doesn't date losers, only real men with large penises which means

all of you are out of luck.

She has the same tastes in men as her dear mother.

Think some of y'all should call the Whaaaaaaaambulance

 

your daughter like big dicks because she is a whore

and you have big dick because you were fucking with monkeys during your childhood

and also because your mother was a gorilla

and your wife marries you because she is ugliest woman in world

 

 

 

call firefighters we have big burn here

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your daughter like big dicks because she is a whore

and you have big dick because you were fucking with monkeys during your childhood

and also because your mother was a gorilla

and your wife marries you because she is ugliest woman in world

 

 

 

call firefighters we have big burn here

 

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I can't respond if I am banned, can I?

 

Sorry kids, my daughter doesn't date losers, only real men with large penises which means

all of you are out of luck.

She has the same tastes in men as her dear mother.

Think some of y'all should call the Whaaaaaaaambulance

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To be continued

 

I fear this story will end with some serious homicide and pie eating....

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but seriously nowhereman i would meet your daughter at a party and after a few drinks and some dancing pretend to form an emotional connection with her and then after we have sex not acknowledge her presence in front of my friends when we chance upon each other in public

 

because i disagree with your beliefs

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but seriously nowhereman i would meet your daughter at a party and after a few drinks and some dancing pretend to form an emotional connection with her and then after we have sex not acknowledge her presence in front of my friends when we chance upon each other in public

 

Sounds like some Penthouse letter a Valley geek wrote a decade ago....

 

because i disagree with your beliefs

 

What beliefs?

You don't like cake or something?

You must be a damned:

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