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I confess that I really hate how inactive Diplo becomes around this time of night. I get lonesome as fuck.

 

I think its because Eagle keeps banning people.

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I think its because Eagle keeps banning people.

Last time I banned a person it was 8 days ago for spamming the website and breaking the like dislike system.

 

The last time before that it was 17 days ago for posting pornography with no spoilers or warnings.

 

Time before that it was 19 days ago for posting hardcore pornography.

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I think its because Eagle keeps banning people.

 

Don't try to act cool Rainman. You're too stupid for it. It's not like you even have a leg to stand on here.

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I confess that sometimes when I'm alone I'll drink smirnoff ice....

 

chop my dick off bane i deserve it

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*hands over man card*

 

However i will confess I know how to open a bottle of brew with a dollar bill :o

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Meh I use a lighter lol

 

Same, it's a pretty good trick. People who have never seen it before think your a genius or something.

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Use a lighter as well.

Though its cooler to use a big kitchen knife, only downside is people might react to you carrying a knife with you

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Tell me your secrets!

 

another good trick, is using a longboard(in the bearings, it acts as a bottle opener for some godly reason), my friend can use his forearm bicep muscles to open a brew but the best trick is using the sidewalk little ledge.

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I have a confession to make.

 

I am actually Feanor using Spam's account. I've kept him in my basement and tortured him until he gave me his password. He's doing pretty well, he's become the leader of the girls in my cave and started his own harem. Being the Jew he is, he thinks he can charge me when I pick out a girl for the night, but I put him in his place.

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I have a confession to make.

 

I am actually Feanor using Spam's account. I've kept him in my basement and tortured him until he gave me his password. He's doing pretty well, he's become the leader of the girls in my cave and started his own harem. Being the Jew he is, he thinks he can charge me when I pick out a girl for the night, but I put him in his place.

 

I actually am Feanor, and the above is true.

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I like Asking Alexandria.

 

"We'll be home soon, so dry your eyes! You'll be okay!"

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