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Diplo Confessions

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Sometimes I'll pick up a prostitute and choke her to death. Nobody ever finds the bodies.

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Confess to your failures, lies, and shit like that here.

 

 

I'M SORRY DIPLO. I TRULY AM A FATASS. THIS GARGANTUAN WEIGHS IN AT 210 LBS.

 

I weigh 200Lb..

 

 

...But then im not fat so :)

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Confess to your failures, lies, and shit like that here.

 

 

I'M SORRY DIPLO. I TRULY AM A FATASS. THIS GARGANTUAN WEIGHS IN AT 210 LBS.

 

HAHAHAHA OMG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

Hmm it just isn't the same if you admit to it.

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That would explain your ex.

 

I have a confession too. I'm not actually human. I'm a very intelligent bot.

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Don't start, Dub, I know about YOUR little secret to. <.<

 

Did you get a call from your relatives in DUBLIN?!!! < GASP >

 

I have 2nd cousins in belfast that arent blood related to me lol.

 

 

and I still DO openly adore Adolf Hitler.

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